This One’s for You Nana

It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.

I kissed my nana with this mouth. She kissed me back.


She liked my dance with a different drummer.

Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

Hers did.


And Jesus loved the little children.


Not just yours.


She needed a new ass, hers had a hole in it.

Oh, sing her toothless wonder.


We bake when our neighbor dies. If one of us gets an elk, everyone gets some elk.

Papa always has a goodie.


Fifth wheel rug burns on their 50th. Wouldn’t be able to get it up even if he found it.

I didn’t say it, she did.

It went down the anals* of history.


Gotta be quicker than that.


She wasn’t born in a barn and she wasn’t born yesterday.

And she was tickled by a wind up penis.


Be good and if you can’t be good, get some for her.

A bushel and a peck.




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