Ho Ho Ho Whore

A good mommy.

I studied every inch of my babies.

Every freckle.

Roll of skin.

What tickled their hearts.

Their scariest monsters.

Can hear their cries even in a crowded room.

I’ve had to look my child in the eye and tell them top ramen is all we have for dinner.

I’ve sent my children to other peoples’ homes just so they could eat.

The shame of asking for extra blankets because the heat was shut off.

Collecting fallen tree branches to build a fire in a fireplace with a broken chimney.

$1200 for 9 months.

I’m delivering Christmas dinner food boxes saturday.


American Leadership steals christmas.

Tell your children.

Look them in the eye.

Gawd Bless Merica.

Nancy has two fridges.

Santa can’t come this year.

Cus Mitch gets off on a death knell.

Trumps irrelevant.


Don’t Fund Me

Trying to solve a Caesar cipher, while Rome burns?

Redistribution gone viral.



Absolutely nothing changes. Incremental change? Our world gets turned upside down and we are left to deal with it. Pick up the pieces? You’ve left us no peace to pick up.

Your blows are cushioned. You watch it from your high rise and play it out on tv as if this is what reality looks like. Slapping, kicking, tossing drinks on each other…. see, just like you. The only difference, we’re dying out here.

Open up a winery, donate the first glass thrown to …. No child goes hungry tonight? Mommy needs PPE so she can work to feed me? Why don’t you start a fundraiser for Medicare for all? I’m sure if we added up all the different celebrity fundraisers we could cover the cost of Medicare for all. Call it a fundraiser instead of taxes, easier to swallow.

Fundraising for masks. Fundraisers for chemo. Fundraising for ventilators. Fundraising for healthcare. Could you put your name on that? Just make sure the pirate in charge doesn’t steal it, add sales tax and relabel it MAGA healthcare to sell it back to you. .  



Blind as a mother fucking bat. I can see in the dark, you built me for this shit. Wash that down with a big glass of bleach.


Don’t worry Nancy, I got this.